Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

24 06 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen posterRelease Date: Wednesday 24 June 2009

Running Time: 147 minutes

Age Restriction: 10 – Language, violence

Website: IMDB

Following the major success of 2007’s Transformers, a sequel was all but inevitable. This is that sequel.

Now, if you’ve seen the original movie, this movie shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise. There are giant transforming robots that get into epic fights with each other. Stuff (lots of stuff!) gets blown up in spectacular fashion. Megan Fox is hot. But you know all of this already.

The story of Revenge of the Fallen takes place two years after the events of the first Transformers. The Autobots (the good robots) have formed a special team with the United States government to hunt down and destroy any and all Decepticons that are on Earth, either that have recently arrived, or that have been hiding on Earth.

Of course, with new enemies comes new friends, and there are a number of new Autobots which have joined the ranks under Optimus Prime’s command. Unfortunately, of these five or so new robots, only two are actually introduced and given character, while the rest serve mainly as background characters. Awesome giant transforming robot background characters, but background characters non-the-less. The two that are given character annoyed me to no end, being two small useless robots with wannabe-gangster personalities. I don’t know if they were supposed to be funny, but they just annoyed me with their pseudo ghetto tough talk and arrogant swagger.

The main antagonist in this movie is an ancient Transformer known as The Fallen, who seeks to destroy the Autobots and humanity in general. Cue epic battles scenes, big explosions and cool special effects. Hmmm … speaking of special effects, there are some which are excellent, like the animation on the Transformers themselves and the large-scale CGI, but in certain parts it just looked cheap and obviously not real, which detracted from the general suspension of disbelief that exists when viewing a movie.

The actual story of the movie is decent. I actually found it quite interesting, which is unusual because the writing on these type of movies is usually pretty bad, or mediocre at best. That is to say that the writing is usually quite cliched and formulaic, and Revenge of the Fallen’s writing was quite good.

All in all, it’s a solid sequel, and a fairly good movie to boot. I give it a 7 / 10.





18 word review: Live – Live at the Paradiso: Amsterdam

21 06 2009

Live at The Paradiso: Amsterdam

Release Date: 11 November 2008

Tracks: 16

Length: 70:01

Ok we’re doing something new today, since actual in-depth reviews take a long time. I’m going to review whatever I’m reviewing in 20 words or less, and it’s going to be awesome, as well as increasing the update frequency around here. Ready? Here we go then.

Really awesome performance, with crowd singing along. All their hits, you can’t go wrong. Highly recommended for fans.





This Charming Man

26 05 2009
The cover for "This Charming Man"

The cover for "This Charming Man"

Author: Marian Keyes

Pages: 896

Published: 2008

ISBN: 978-0141026756

‘Everybody remembers where they were the day they heard that Paddy de Courcy was getting married’

The Newest novel from the Master in “Women’s Literature”, (chick lit. in basic terms) Marian Keyes will make you both laugh and cry; and a good juicy ending will probably make you do both. One thing is true, however: this is not your average shallow chick lit. She has sold over 22 million copies of her novels in more than 20 languages.  Some include; Other Side of the Story, Sushi for Beginners and Under the Duvet.

This Charming Man revolves around the lives of four different women and a Charming Man (hence the title).

Lola, a stylist. Grace, a Journalist. Marnie, a stay-at-home mom and doting wife. And Alicia, an old friend.  These women’s lives become intertwined with one connection, Mr. Paddy De Courcy.

Lola is in shock that Paddy is getting married.  She is shocked because she has secretly been seeing him for 6 months and she isn’t the soon to be Mrs De Courcy.  So she flees to the country, not knowing that what awaits her there is far more scandalous:  From transvestites and rebounds to a crush on a neighbour and the crazy personalities of a small town.

Grace knows what Paddy De Courcy is like and she won’t stop till she has the story, (which she knows Lola has) on this dashing, charming politician. She knows the real Paddy and is determined to let the world know, but her life unravels the more she tries to take him down.

Marnie, Grace’s twin sister, has it all: two beautiful children, a handsome husband and a big house. But Marnie is haunted by memories of her first love: Paddy De Courcy.  Marnie’s life begins to come undone, as her future begins to crumble, unless she faces her past.

Alicia, the soon to be Mrs De Courcy, is determined to be a perfect wife. She would do anything for Paddy, but she doesn’t know the real Paddy De Courcy.

Marian Keyes’ story of abuse, cross-dressing and alcoholism provide an almost never-ending supply of interesting and laugh-out-loud page turning moments.

A true champion in her genre and just because she is my favourite:

I give it an 11 out of 10.





Fallout 3

9 05 2009

The cover for Fallout 3

The cover for Fallout 3

Developer: Bethesda Game Studios

Publisher: Bethesda Game Studios, ZeniMax Media

HD Resolution: 720p

HDD Space: 4314MB install. Saved games vary, mine at game end was 10MB.

Genre: Adventure

Mode: Single Player

Rating: ESRB: M. PEGI: 18+. BBFC: 18


Mention the name “Fallout” to people and you will probably get one of two responses. People will go into fanboy mode and start raving about their favourite Fallout 1, 2 and Tactics stories, or they will stare at you blankly. Mention Fallout 3 to the first group and they will probably get angry that their beloved franchise was taken away from the original developers and ruined by Bethesda. Having not played any of the previous Fallout games, I fell into neither of the first categories (I had heard of it, but had no strong feelings about it), and also had no strong feelings about Fallout 3 being made by Bethesda.

For those who don’t know, Bethesda is responsible for creating Oblivion: The Elder Scrolls IV, which was a massively successful title. What they have done, essentially, is taken the Fallout universe and powered it by the engine that did Oblivion. The question, then, is it any good? In short: yes. Yes it is.

The Fallout universe, for those who are clueless, is set in a post-nuclear war apocalyptic universe. A select group of lucky people were able to get inside protective vaults before the bombs hit, and they survived the nuclear exchange and subsequent radioactive fallout. Fallout 3 has you take the role of a vault-dweller from Vault 101, and centres on you leaving the safety of the vault to search the rapidly changed and irradiated wasteland that was once Washington D.C. for your father, who has left the Vault.

Showing how V.A.T.S. works

V.A.T.S. in action

Graphically, Fallout 3 is very pretty. The draw distance could use some improvement, and the sky looks a little cheap as individual sections increment the darkness as night falls; but other than those few minor niggles the game is very impressive. The enemies (mostly horribly ugly mutants, defective robots and a random assortment of crazy people trying to kill you) all look as one would expect them to, and this makes making their heads bounce off their shoulders all the more satisfying.

On the sound front, there is not much to be said. All characters have full voice acting, the background music is suitable background, the guns sound realistically loud and violent, and everything sounds like you would expect. It would have been a nice touch for Bethesda to include an option to listen to music on your PS3’s HDD, but this is not a big deal: it just would have been nice to listen to some decent music while traipsing around the wasteland.

Onto another big question: just how big is Fallout 3? Well, let me give you some personal statistics. I started the game on 6 April at 15:04. I finished the game (all major side-quests and all trophies) 17 days later, on 22 April at 18:31, and about 105 hours of actual playtime later. Of course, if one chooses to just run as fast as possible through the main quest, it could probably be finished in under 20 hours. Otherwise, it’s set in a huge sandbox style area (16 mile²: about 4143 hectare seems to be the general concensus) that has multiple buildings to explore and a complete (if somewhat blocked) subway system to explore. You won’t find everything any time soon, trust me.

The PIP-Boy 3000, showing the SPECIAL screen

The PIP-Boy 3000, showing the Skills screen

The interface for the game is very natural feeling for the PlayStation 3. You run around with your left analogue stick and look around with your right. R2 is for attacking, triangle is for jumping, X is for action and O brings up the PIP-BOY 3000 (basically a thing on your character’s arm that stores map, quests, handles inventory, character sheet and basically everything else). R1 brings up Vault Assisted Targeting System (V.A.T.S.), which you will be using a lot. Basically it freezes time, and allows shots on specific body parts of enemies, and gives the % chance to hit each part. Want to snipe that mutant from a good distance but your own skills aren’t quite up to it? Never fear, VATS is here! A very nice touch and very satisfying when you kill an enemy with a critical shot and see their limb go flying.

It sucks a little that the PlayStation 3 was ignored when it comes to DLC (the 360 version has got two DLC packs with another one planned), but that doesn’t take anything away from the game itself, although it does kind of limit the replay value of the game. EDIT: DLC for PS3 confirmed! ETA: End June 2009. The decision to include trophies by the developers was a nice touch, especially for a collector such as me; I feel it adds value to the game.

Downsides to the game are very few. Sometimes, the physics just go crazy, and bodies start floating, or people fall into the ground randomly. It didn’t happen very often (about 3 or 4 times in my whole game), but it was quite distracting and annoying when it did happen. Another major glitch that ruined my total enjoyment of the game was the frequent total lockup that occurred quite a few times, especially towards the end of the game. I lost count of the number of times that I lost quite a lot of progress due to the game freezing totally and completely. My advice: save often!

Ok, final score for the game: I give it 9/10.





Showbread – No Sir, Nihilism is Not Practical

5 05 2009

The cover for Showbread's "No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical"

The cover for Showbread's "No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical"

Release Date: 19 October 2004

Tracks: 13

Length: 54:17

Genre: Raw Rock

Record Label: Tooth and Nail Records

Producer: Sylvia Massey

Band Members:

  • Josh Dies: Vocals, Guitar, Synthesizer, Programming
  • Ivory Mobley: Vocals
  • Matt Davis: Guitar
  • Mike Jensen: Guitar
  • Josh Giddens: Synthesizer
  • Patrick Porter: Bass Guitar
  • Marvin Reilly: Drums

Showbread, meaning “Bread of the Essence” (translated from Hebrew from the Holy Bible), is an army of musicians who don’t take themselves very seriously. Their music gives you a swaying dancing feeling rather than the usual head banging sound you would normally expect from music of this nature.

No Sir, Nihilism is Not Practical is their debut album for Tooth and Nail and it is certainly a remarkable debut album. They seem to create a sound I have not heard before and I believe this is because they are going about the creation of their music in such a whimsical manner. This, however, cannot be said with regards to their lyrics which are amongst the best I have ever heard. The lyrics on this album seem to be focused around one central topic; namely how pathetic man is in comparison to God. The fact that Showbread is so openly Christian and this on their debut album is refreshing.

Throughout the album you will encounter vocals that are distinctly Showbread. Rhythmical singing followed and sometimes overpowered by a screaming that is neither throaty nor roaring. To best describe this screaming one has to think of a person in absolute fear but yet filled with such anger; if this is even possible to think of. Overall the album is brilliant but it does seem to fade away the further you get into it: I believe this is due to the complacency in song creation later on. The other issue I have with the album is the production of the album as a musical composition. It rises into a fantastic climax but thereafter it somehow seems to fade away with no prominent direction.

Track-by-Track Review:

Track 1 – A Llama Eats a Giraffe (And Vice Versa) (3:51)

“I know the road to everything; I know it goes right off a cliff”

This is a powerful first song that truly sets the mood of the album. We are harshly introduced to the vocals and it seems to constantly be beating into you all song long as they are fast, loud and overpowering. The song leaves you feeling a little fragile when listened to loudly and ends with the sound of a chainsaw which at first listen seems totally random. I will explain these strange endings later.

Track 2 – Dead by Dawn (3:54)

“The corpses wish to cover me with kisses; so maybe I’ll cover this cabin with their blood”

This song is a lot calmer in many ways but still keeps a frantic pace. A few rhythmical vocal interludes seem to slow it down and make it feel a lot more rounded. The lyrics bring out the whimsical nature of Showbread as they are about zombies attacking the band in a cabin and how they will fight but will inevitably die. It seems to me that this song has a deeper meaning with relation to corporate society.

Track 3 – Mouth Like a Magazine (4:12)

“Your eulogy is like poetry but your mouth is like a magazine”

I really like this song as it brings out the talent of the band members. It breaks the norm of most hardcore bands in that it does not stick to one sound throughout the album. This song has a distinct swing and somewhat typical California sound you may confuse with the Beach Boys. To my mind it seems the lyrics are talking about the way that we are empty and cheap but seem so amazing when written about or talked about.

Track 4 – If You Like Me Check Yes, If You Don’t I’ll Die (3:20)

“I wish I never held your hand; I wish I never knew your name”

This is by far the most amazing break-up song I have ever heard. Instantly this song topped my list of favourite songs of all time as the lyrics are amazing, the vocals perfect for a break-up song as they are filled with anguish and the song is musically very balanced.

Track 5 – Sampsa Meets Kafka (1:10)

I can’t help but laugh when I listen to this interlude. To me it seems they are trying to make a mockery of club music with the way they slam it with screaming and the way they make it go totally ridiculous with electronic effects at the end; it sounds like a Nintendo computer game more than a song.

Track 6 – So Selfish It’s Funny (4:28)

“Yeah, I’d love you but you love yourself”

This song is not as powerful as the others and seems to be lacking something. It has a strong chorus but other than that I keep finding myself loosing concentration. The lyrics are once again brilliant as they speak of how humanity has become selfish and how we have made ourselves gods above God.

Track 7 – The Missing Wife (4:47)

“Forgiveness like a blanket of snow whispers like the wind does blow”

Here we have an instrumental with mainly a clean guitar. I have to admit that every time I listen to this song I want to skip it within ten seconds. It’s long, boring, and has no variation as he simply plays the same four notes over and over and over. This song should have been left out of the album.

Track 8 – Welcome to Plainfield Tobe Hooper (3:17)

“I’ll bet your hands are beautiful, I’m sure your head is beautiful, but the world is ugly.”

Whatever irritation the previous song created “Welcome to Planfield Tobe Hooper” dissolves within around thirty seconds. The frantic screaming is soothing and the punk-like drum beat gives a refreshing sound to this song. With regards to lyrics we encounter a theme that speaks of despair as man cannot change the world by being good as it’s so evil.

Track 9 – And the Smokers and Children Shall be Cast Away (5:07)

“The Pharisees would be so content with the sight of me”

Finally we have a climax that to me seemed unexpected. Although it was unexpected it still is intense and fills me with such energy. Showbread finally shows their Christian nature with this song as it speaks about how full of sin we are and how Jesus has died on the cross for your sins. All in all this is a fantastic song that I found myself putting on repeat. It ends with the sound of war and a bomb siren which once again is very random.

Track 10 – Stabbing Art to Death (6:46)

“You inspired me to sing to you”

This song features the vocals of Reese Roper from Five Iron Frenzy and Brave Saint Saturn. Nothing exceptional about this song as it seems to be following the trend of other songs instead of breaking new ground. Vocals interchange between rhythmic and screaming and only during the bridge can you hear Reese. I am not very fond of Reese’s vocals in this song as they seem very whiny and this is more of a filler track to me.

Track 11 – The Dissonance of Discontent (3:00)

“Father, thy will be done”

It is around this point that you realise the album has lost direction and is fading fast. The songs are sounding all the same and you want to start from the beginning. There is nothing special here except to mention that the song ends with the sound of rainfall and thunder.

Track 12 – Matthias Replaces Judas (5:03)

“Jesus my heart is all I have to give to You”

Another song featuring Reese Roper. Musically this is a lovely song but honestly it is on the wrong album. The song is so out of place and I find it hard to believe it is a Showbread track. I would place it more on a Brave Saint Saturn album; it is very clear how Reese has influenced this song and in my opinion it should feature Showbread and not Reese.

Track 13 – The Bell Jar (5:19)

“Languages must be organic because like flies they fall and die”

I am very pleased to say that this final song does the album some justice after wandering aimlessly for the past few songs. It is always good to leave the listener with a strong opening and ending because mostly that’s all they will remember one day years from listening to the album; other than songs that stood out. A nice little rock riff finds its way between screaming and an almost galloping drum beat comes to the fore.

In No Sir, Nihilism is Not Practical Showbread is experimenting with many new production methods and sounds which are always pleasing to hear. What I find unique is that although they chose to have intro effects for some of their songs they have decided to place them at the end of the previous song rather than at the beginning of the song in question. I am not totally convinced that the effects are needed and only mean that if you decide to scalpel the album and create your own mix CD, (as I am sure you will due to the album leaving a lot to be desired, composition wise), you will have really random effects annoying you constantly. A page out of Knave’s book can be taken here as they create separate songs for their introductions.

The album art is clean and sharp. I like that it’s artistic with a message to tell on its own and will leave you looking at it for a long while as the detail and composition compel an explanation.

Overall Showbread has created a worthwhile album here. It is almost an hour long which is remarkable in today’s music industry and it has a unique sound with screaming vocals that I really do enjoy thoroughly. I would recommend you purchasing this album for the vocals and original sound. No sir, nihilism is not practical is most definitely worth the money!

Musical quality : 7/10

Vocals: 9/10

Lyrics: 9/10

Album composition: 2/10

Replayability: 7/10

Album art: 6/10

WOW Factor: 3/10 (Interesting mix of electronic and hardcore with a whimsicalapproach)

Final Rating: 6/10





Guinness World Records 2009: Gamer’s Edition

6 04 2009
The cover of "Guiness World Records 2009: Gamer's Edition"

The cover of "Guiness World Records 2009: Gamer's Edition"

Author: Guinness?

Pages: 216

Published: 2009

ISBN: 9781904994442

Guinness World Records. It’s a pretty much household name, and its a pretty much go-to place to find the best, the fastest, the most insane, the bravest, the most anything basically. If you want to find the fastest 100m sprint, chances are you will find it in the Guinness World Records book. Heaviest weights lifted? Yip you guessed it: Guinness World Records book. However, what if you want to know the best selling platform game on the PlayStation 3? Or the first game on the Nintendo Wii to sell over 5 million copies? Chances are that the Guiness World Records book will not have those.

Enter Guinness World Records 2009: Gamer’s Edition. Obviously devised specially for gamers’ to have sitting on their shelves, this book covers all kinds of gaming related records. From the highest score on a single Guitar Hero song (899,703 on “Through the Fire and Flames” by DragonForce, by Chris Chike (Guitar Hero III)) to the First Superhero Game on the PlayStation 3 (Marvel Ultimate Alliance). From the Most Expensive current-gen strategy game (Eye of Judgment at a recommended retail price of $140) to the Largest voice cast in a video game (Grand Theft Auto IV with 861 voice actors), you will find essentially every record you could think of in this book.

Not only does it provide such records as those listed above, but it also has some interesting different sections. On page 6 you will find information on how to be a record breaker. Pages 18 – 23 has a history of gaming timeline, with all sorts of interesting bites of information. Individual games such as Tom Clancy games (Page 52), Burnout (Page 104) and Boom Blox (Page 124) are all present, and include all the records one might expect to find for those individual games, as well as useful tidbits of information on each game. Towards the end of the book, we have the Top 50 console games, and the Twin Galaxies official leaderboards for a whole list of games.

All in all, this book is quite fun to read, and quite high on the “nerd factor” in the sense that you can whip out an arbitrary statistic to impress your friends (depending on what type of friends you have) such as “Did you know that the fastest completion of Mega Man X on the SNES was 46 minutes and 27 seconds by Adam Sweeney on 8 September 2008?”. Very nerdy.

I do have on criticism of the book, however. There are many different illustrations of the various records, and this would be a good thing. However, the people at Guinness have chosen to lay out the captions in such a way that if you are looking at the pictures, you have to literally scan the entire double page to find the caption, and if you are reading the text and see a caption number, you have to look at each and every single picture to find the number. Quite annoying, and something that should not happen in such a visually orientated market such as this book is aimed at.

So, in the end, I would not agree with PSW Magazine’s quote of “If you’re a gamer, you need this on your shelf”. I think it’s a cool book, and you will no doubt get many exciting facts and figures and lots of joy from this book, I think it is going too far to say that it is an essential part of a gamer’s life. In the end, I think most gamers will be able to find a new video game to buy rather than this book, but it’s worth a read if you find you have some money to spare.

I give it a 7/10.





She’s Come Undone

25 03 2009
The cover for the book "She's Come Undone"

The cover for the book "She's Come Undone"

Author: Wally Lamb

Page: 480

Published: 1992

ISBN: 9780671003753

“Mine is a story of craving; an unreliable account of lusts and troubles that began, somehow, in 1956 on the day our free television was delivered.”

First published on August 24 1992, it was chosen as an Oprah’s Book Club selection in January 1997. An engaging novel from the first page: author Wally Lamb take us through a life of discovery, torment and illness through the eyes of the narrator Dolores Price; a troubled young woman who grew up in a seemingly normal household in New England.

The first lines immediately coax you towards this tale, and as you can see, it all begins with a new television set. Five year old Dolores’ father Tony Price hopes it will distract Dolores’ mother, Bernice, from his infidelity and distract Dolores from her parents’ constant fighting.  So begins the tale from the twisted mind of this amazing writer as we explore Dolores’ new found imagination and fascination with the television.  The Price family soon finds out that a new baby is on the way; to Bernice this is a way to recapture her husband’s love, and she is devastated when the baby, Anthony Jr., dies.  The family then gets dragged down by depression, unemployment, divorce,  ultimately culminating in Bernice being sent to a mental institution and Dolores to live with her Grandmother.

Skipping ahead a few years, Dolores is now 13 years old and begins to hit more trivial hitches in her life. Having no friends at the Catholic school she attends, she begins to take joy in watching soaps.  When new tenants Jack and Rita Speight move in upstairs, not only does the tone and style of the novel change, but the reader feels somewhat enthralled by the new additions.  Jack, a charismatic radio disc jockey, begins to give Dolores attention by picking her up from school and flirting with her.  One day he takes Dolores out to a deserted area after school and savagely rapes her.  This event sends worlds spiralling together and ultimately creating the guilt that will affect Dolores’ life.

High school is the next move in Dolores Price’s life. Still traumatized by the rape, she picks up weight. Her only comfort, besides food, are her mother and Mr Pucci, her gay (or so we find out later) guidance counsellor.  Purposely failing her high school exams, Dolores seems adamant to make her life difficult.  Her mother on the other hand wants nothing but for her to go to college and so writes her college essays for her. When Dolores is accepted to Merton College, she finds herself writing letters to her future roommate Kippy Strednicki; making up a fictitious life of intricate tales of what seems to be the life Dolores wants.

When her mother is suddenly killed by a truck driver, Dolores is adamant to make her mother proud.  Sexuality, dirty polaroids, marriage, mental institutions and achievement all play a role in Dolores’ destiny and challenge of figuring out who she is.

Its hard to view this book holistically and describing the plot is not only an intricate process but also a rather difficult one, as Lamb is a rather complicated genius. I only want to give you a taste of what Dolores has to face and how each event stays with her haunting her every future step. I hope you can fogive me for only taking you half way through the plot, but with a male writer writing this woman’s mind is rather fascinating and scary.

This was my book of the month, really.  Fantastic and worth every bit of complication and head-scratching.  Lamb captures a woman’s mind in ways most men should envy.  He is great. At once a fragile girl and a hard-edged cynic, so tough to love yet so inimitably lovable, the character of Dolores is as poignantly real as our own imperfections. She’s Come Undone includes a promise that you will never forget Dolores Price.

10 out of 10… (I know I never give this).





Papa Roach – Metamorphosis

16 03 2009
The cover for the album Metamorphosis

The cover for the album Metamorphosis

Release Date: 24 March 2009

Tracks: 12

Length: 45:14

Well it’s been a while since this site has seen any activity, and especially long since I’ve done a CD review. Well I’m about to break the trend with my exclusive review of Papa Roach – Metamorphosis. That’s right, you read it here first, unless you read it somewhere else first.

Papa Roach has been rocking for years. Over the years, they have adapted their sound over the course of a few albums, starting out as what the majority of people describe as “rapcore” and seemingly settling now on what appears to be their current genre of alternative rock/metal. Of course, I dont’ really believe in labels…

What we can say, however, is that the title of the album is misleading. With a name like Metamorphosis, the listener is expecting a change of some sort. However, most of the tracks on Metamorphosis could easily fit into both of the band’s previous releases: The Paramour Sessions and Getting Away with Murder. What does this mean? Well, basically that the band have not changed very much since those albums, and if you liked those two you will probably like this one. Ok, time for the track by track breakdown.

Track 1 – Days of War (1:32).  An introductory track that sets the mood for the rest of the album. Well, that’s the idea anyway. It’s a decent enough track, with a steady drum beat that creates the impression of marching into battle. I assume that’s what the intention was anyway, judging by the title. It’s a good opener.

Track 2 – Change or Die (3:13). The second track starts out with a heavy guitar hook, and then the screaming vocals of band singer and frontman Jacoby Shaddix. From there, it degenerates into pseudo political nonsense. It feels like the band is trying to make a point, but doesn’t quite know what that point is. However, the rest of the song (minus the lacklustre vocals) is pretty good, and there’s a nice bridge at about 1:40 in that seems very appropriate for inclusion in a Guitar Hero game. The guitar solo at 2:30 sounds pretty good too.

Track 3 – Hollywood Whore (3:56). The first single from the album, Hollywood Whore is a scathing criticism of a prostitute in Hollywood. Haha. At least on the surface. Of course, I’m sure it is representative of Hollywood in general, and the excesses and vices that exist therein. Musically, the vocals are a lot better than the previous track, and you will probably catch yourself singing some of the catchy rhymes after listening to this. Lyrics like “Cocaine nose and trendy clothes, gotta send her to rehab” and “White trash queen, American dream, oh what a role model”. I dunno, maybe it’s me, but you will see when you listen to it.

Track 4 – I Almost Told You That I Loved You (3:09). Switching the tempo down a few notches from Hollywood Whore, I Almost Told You That I Loved You is a slower, but still heavy track. It details, from what I can hear, the exploits of the rock and roll lifestyle, especially the sex with unknown groupies, and how little it actually means to the superstars. Not my favourite track, content wise, but not bad musically. Lyrically, it grates the ears very quickly.

Track 5 – Lifeline (4:06). The second single from Metamorphosis, Lifeline is much more in line with previous singles such as Scars (From Getting Away With Murder). Starting off with a digitally enhanced guitar riff, the usual band harmony kicks in. Seriously, it’s a catchy tune, and will probably receive huge radio play. The lyrics get a bit emo, saying how everything’s all his fault, how bad his life’s been etc, but all in all, it’s a pretty good track. “I’m drowning in the pain, breaking down again, looking for a lifeline”. The distortion used on the guitar at the end is annoying, and I don’t see a point to it really.

Track 6 – Had Enough (4:01). Starting off with a nice rhythm guitar intro, leading into the catchy drum beat, both continue for the entire song. Unfortunately, Had Enough is another political commentary attempt, and you all know how much I love politics in my music. Honestly, it’s trying to be a protest song about the violence proliferating American society, from school shootings to the war in Iraq, and how said violence takes away our innocence. Not a bad track, Had Enough will probably end up being the third single from the album. The repetition of “We have had enough” at the end of the track seems a bit excessive to me. Personally, it seems Shaddix is trying to convince everybody how they feel.

Track 7 – Live This Down (3:35). A somewhat blah track for me. Standard lyrics of betrayed trust by a loved one, and the associated anger and revenge. This track is quintessential Papa Roach, muted instruments during verses, emphasising the lyrics, and then swelling closer to the fore during the chorus, but still further in the background than the echoing vocals. As I say, nothing really standout here for me personally.

Track 8 – March Out of the Darkness (4:25). Yet another interchangeable track, generic lyrics, speaking themes of redemption and freedom, as you could probably have guessed by the title. The highlight of this track is the very short bridge, where only the vocals and a light guitar can be heard. Nothing really more to say about this track, except it seems too long.

Track 9 – Into the Light (3:27). This track starts off with a deeply tuned guitar, kicking out a heavy rhythm, before the lead guitar swells into the crescendo, and the real start of the song. To me, Into the Light is yet another throw-away track, again with the ambitious themes of  redemption and salvation, and somehow, it just fails to achieve the lofty goals. Again, the guitar solo at 2:31 deserves special mention, albeit with extensive use of the wah-wah effect.

Track 10 – Carry Me (4:27). With Carry Me, the tempo is again switched down to that of a ballad. Strangely enough, the lyrical content remains more or less the same as previous tracks. Emo emo emo, “why don’t you carry me, I can’t move on, I can’t live on”, emo emo. It’s cool for a little while, but it gets really tired really fast. Repetition of “The hardest ones to love are the one who need it most” at one stage in the song really grates me.

Track 11 – Nights of Love (5:18).  This for me personally is a standout track. A guitar tuning reminiscent of Careless Whisper, a mid range tempo, a catchy drumbeat and lyrics that speak of loss and regret, all thrown together make up Nights of Love. It’s catchy and will probably stick with you. It slows down quite a bit at one stage, but it really works, and then comes back to how it was before the slow bridge. It drags a bit towards the end, when the band repeats themselves for a bit, and this adds nothing to the song.

Track 12 – State of Emergency (5:07). The final song is upbeat again, which is unusual, after the slower, softer Nights of Love. Usually albums like to end on a softer song, but obviously Papa Roach have chosen to end the album on a high note. At first listen, however, one wouldn’t assume that it is going to go hard, but then it kicks in properly and thrashes your head out. It’s a decent enough track to end on, and it certainly represents the album as a whole. Actually, State of Emergency is pretty catchy, except for the weak ending, which meanders off into a fade with some Spanish revolutionary (by the sounds of it) speech in the background.

Hmmm, initial reaction to the CD were strong, I played it non-stop for a few days. However, after the initial rush died down, I found myself choosing other music over Metamorphosis. Not sure if that means anything, but personally it didn’t have any staying power for me.

As I mentioned earlier, far from being a Metamorphosis, this album is essentially more of the same from Papa Roach. Check it out if you like their old stuff, because this album shows no growth or change in musical style or direction from the band. In the end, I would give Metamorphosis a 6 out of 10.





In The Shadow of Lions

27 02 2009
The cover for the book In The Shadow of Lions

The cover for the book In The Shadow of Lions

Author: Ginger Garrett

Pages: 311

Published: 2008

ISBN: 9780781448871

“Tomorrow someone else will die in my bed.

Someone died in it last month, which is how it came to be called mine”

A cynical, bitter editor with a troubled past is tasked with recording the story of two women: one a virtuous lady in waiting, the other soiled and desperate. However, this is no ordinary story and neither is the one recounting it. The supernatural Scribe, tells from an ancient book lost through history the events surrounding the Reformation in England, focusing specifically on the stories of Anne Boleyn and Rose (a street woman) through the eyes of one who can see and record all for God’s purpose and pleasure.  Not only does the book concentrate on Anne and Rose but the haunted memories of the editor herself, as Anne and Rose’s stories unravel the Scribe forces this editor to face her past…

Breaking the mold on the many “Anne Boleyns” in historical fiction, Ginger Garrett’s In the Shadow of Lions casts Anne as a woman striving to stay true to God’s word. Rather than depicting a power hungry, manipulative witch as some have done in many publications, THIS Anne is swept away by the power and insistence of King Henry VIII while she attempts to protect her integrity, and the wish to do more in a world powered by men. Garrett’s reinvention of the infamous Anne Boleyn characterisation seems to falter in parts, with the portrayal of such a God fearing young women set in such a religious hard line time, it’s hard to believe such a timid, mousey Anne could hold the interest of a “lion” King.

The world is created in such a way that the reader cannot choose sides, but as the characters’ lives falter at King’s demands, compromises become vital.  Thomas More tortures those who read the earliest form of the English Bible in order to protect the Roman Catholic church while his house servant Rose, Anne Boleyn, and his own daughter seek to know God better through the words of this forbidden book. The events surrounding the Reformation are dark and violent as many Christians pay with their lives to bring the word of God to light.

Through the portrayal of history’s somewhat complex and deeply flawed men, the reader begin to find the differences between King Henry and Thomas More.  Garret’s juxtaposition of these two characters shows the kind, gentle and charitable nature of Sir Thomas More even through his harsh acts of torture of those who oppose the church, while King Henry VIII is arrogant and spoilt.  Each character is portrayed as human and very believable, and the cast together creates the haunting tale that is In the Shadow of Lions.

With history in her favour this book will have the reader gasping for more with each page.  The first of the Chronicles of the Scribe series, this book is for the reader who has a taste for period pieces.  The religious antics woven in this novel were not for my Atheist taste but still had me marvelling at her plot and characterisation of some of history’s most influential people.

I give it 5 out of 10

[ED: Personally I'd give it a 7 out of 10, I found it well written and the character well developed. I didn't care too much for the historical setting, or the fact that there is not much closure in this, the first of a series of books, but otherwise it was good.]





Twilight (Book)

23 02 2009

The cover for the book Twilight

The cover for the book Twilight

Author: Stephanie Meyer

Pages: 434 pages

Published: 2005

ISBN: 9781904233657

“I’d never given much thought to how I would Die- “

Twilight by Stephanie Meyer is the first in a four book series following the trials of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen.  Edward seems like your average 17 year old teenager, but when he takes a liking to Isabella Swan the truth behind the Cullen family is revealed.

Isabella Swan, the protagonist and narrator, moves to the dingy, rainy town of Forks, Washington a very different experience from sunny upbeat Phoenix, Arizona.  Bella moves in with her dull father, Charlie Swan, so her newly married mother can travel with her new husband.  If making new friends wasn’t bad enough Bella has the rain and misty weather of Forks to deal with.

Bella creates quiet a stir in the little town, having some guys clamouring for her attention, but when she sees the Cullen family in the cafeteria one day her life turns upside down.  She is instantly intrigued by the mysterious Edward Cullen, a stunningly attractive, almost inhumanly beautiful boy who is an outsider too: although Edward and his family have lived in Forks for two years they have never really been accepted.

On a trip to the beach, Bella learns of the local legend of what the locals call “The Cold Ones”, a group of blood drinkers who have sworn off hunting humans but are still not welcome on Native American land.  Realising Edward is vampire changes nothing; it only increases Bella’s desire for him, and leads to more adventure in the novel.

Edward and his whole family are vampires, trained for years to not drink the blood of humans, a kind of vampire vegetarian, only drinking the blood of animals for substance.  Edward himself was made a vampire when he was seventeen years old, although that was at the end of World War I.  For Edward his love for Bella is both a delight and a torment as the very scent of her also stirs his hunger for blood…

This extreme novel written with somewhat sickly sentiment does have even the most unconvinced of readers turning to reveal the story.  Described by Stephanie Meyer  as “suspense romance horror comedy but romance more than anything else”, this was not my kind of book. Swooning teenagers and fast-running vampires seem a tiny bit far-fetched for such a small town of Forks.

Twilight as a series that has generated more hype than the Harry Potter series has teenagers swooning over Edward Cullen.  Recently made into a big screen spectacular that has teenagers queuing at book stores for their piece of this vampire pie… any criticisms I may have are silenced when any book gets teenagers interested more in books than hair products.

I won’t give this one a rating it’s a world wide sensation on its own.